In the course of Joel Coen’s The
Tragedy of Macbeth, it takes a brisk one hour and forty-five minutes for a
Scottish general to be goaded into murder, be crowned king, lose his wife and
his wits, and finally die dramatically in a bloody duel. Paul Thomas Anderson’s
Licorice Pizza requires 30 minutes longer for two ambitious but
misdirected Valley kids to discover they’re in love. I by no means disdain
stories on trivial subjects: films that
take a close-up look at intimate relationships are some of my favorites. (See,
for one classic example, Paddy Chayefsky and Delbert Mann’s unforgettable Marty.)
But though Licorice Pizza has two fascinating central characters, as
well as a dead-on look at the San Fernando Valley circa 1973, its meandering
structure gives its story little sense of urgency. By the end I was stealing
glances at my watch, wondering when this saga would finally grind toward its
conclusion.
Licorice Pizza (named after a now-defunct Southern California record
shop chain) follows fifteen-year-old Gary Valentine--a self-promoter who is by
turns an actor, a waterbed salesman, a pinball magnate, and an all-around
hustler—in his conquest of an “older woman,” the elusive Alana Kane. She by
turns ignores Gary, teases Gary, works for Gary, rescues Gary, and finally
acknowledges that theirs is a bond that can’t be broken. The two are played by
cinema newcomers who share distinctive heritage: he’s the son of the late
Philip Seymour Hoffman, and she is part of a trio of singing Haims whom
Anderson previously directed in a series of music videos. (The entire Haim family
appears on-screen in one dinner scene.) Both are complex and quirky, and I
fully appreciate the fact that they appear au naturel, zits and all.
Otherwise, what plot the film
has is stuffed full of in-jokes, many related to the movie industry. John Michael
Higgins plays an obnoxious restaurant entrepreneur with serial Japanese wives.
I don’t know exactly what he represents in terms of Hollywood movie culture,
but there’s no question that Sean Penn’s Jack Holden is a caricatured view of
the ageing William Holden, hitting on girls young enough to be his
granddaughters. The male lead character, Gary Valentine, is apparently based on
a successful Hollywood type, Gary Goetzman, who went from being a child actor
(and waterbed salesman) to a major career as a producer of hit films and
television shows. And Bradley Cooper’s Jon Peters, who makes the mistake of
buying one of Gary’s waterbeds for himself and main squeeze Barbra Streisand,
is vividly portrayed as a larger-than-life blowhard chock full of his own sense
of entitlement.
For me the film’s biggest
surprise comes when the script dips into the world of local politics,
portraying Alana as a devoted volunteer for Valley councilman Joel Wachs in his
bid to be mayor of Los Angeles. As someone who remembers the glory days of the
real Wachs (he’s played here by Uncut Gems director Benny Safdie), I was
surprised to see him portrayed on screen, with particular attention paid to his
character flaws and his covert homosexuality. Wachs’ story is a potentially
provocative one, but much less so if you don’t have a long memory of his
political heyday. For those who could care less about decades-old mayoral
contests in Southern California, what is this naming of real names supposed to
prove?
If you strip away the cameos,
Licorice Pizza is an eccentric version of the classic formula: boy meets
girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl. It has its charming moments, but I’m still
not sure why Hollywood critics are hopelessly devoted.