Which Hollywood film borrows
something from Akira Kurosawa’s groundbreaking Rashomon and something
from Marlon Brando’s biker persona in The Wild One? Give up? It’s an MGM
musical comedy from 1957, titled Les Girls.
As a longtime fan of bright,
splashy Hollywood musicals, I looked forward to seeing a film directed by
George Cukor, scored by Cole Porter, and starring Gene Kelly. Sadly, none of
their talents are fully on display here. The words and music by Porter (for
whom this was a final motion picture) are totally forgettable. The charm and
precision of Cukor (I just rewatched Adam’s Rib for the umpteenth time)
are only a sometime thing. Kelly, about to move on to producing and directing,
still looks good and dances well, but he seems in this film to be ageing out of
the romantic lead category. The three “girls” of the title do each have their
moments, but the film itself is an odd hybrid of outrageous shenanigans,
romantic passion, and musical comedy shtik. Still, it’s not the worst way to
pass an evening at home on the couch.
The film begins in a London courtroom, with
one very posh matron suing another for libel. It seems Sybil (now Lady Wren)
has published a tell-all memoir of her years in a cabaret performance troupe.
In her best-seller she has detailed the suicide attempt of Angele, one of her
dance colleagues, when a passionate romance went awry. Cut to Paris, where younger
versions of the elegant British Sybil (Kay Kendall) and the perky American Joy
(Mitzi Gaynor) are featured in a popular stage revue led by Barry Nichols (Gene
Kelly). They are quickly joined, both on-stage and in a not-too-shabby Paris
apartment, by a new recruit, the flirtatious French Angele (Taina Elg). Angele
has a devoted French suitor back home in the provinces, but she is all too
quick to make the moves on Barry, who responds with enthusiasm. Disaster
strikes when Angele’s provincial (but hugely wealthy) fiancé shows up with his
parents, thinking she’s in the nation’s capital to study nursing. She panics,
ruins the evening’s performance, as well as—apparently—her romantic future on
both fronts. Sadly, suicide seems the only way out, but she’s rescued just in
time.
Back in the British
courtroom, we now get Angele’s testimony, which exonerates her completely while
flashing back to Sybil’s (hilarious) drunken antics in that Paris apartment.
Her condition prompts fisticuffs between the supportive Barry and Sybil’s own
longtime suitor, a starchy British lord. Kendall’s uproarious tipsiness in this
section reminds us what a boon she was to the entertainment world before her
all-too-early death at age 37. The flashback ends with an account of a suicide
attempt not by Angele but by Sybil herself.
On Day 3 of the trial, Barry
himself shows up as a surprise witness. In HIS version (this is how the Rashomon
analogy fits in), neither Sybil nor Angele successfully captured his
romantic attention. And the suicide attempts in each woman’s courtroom story
have a very different explanation, which winds up ending the trial with good
will restored all around. Or is it?
How does Marlon Brando fit
into all this? There are, of course, a number of dance numbers in the film, all
choreographed by Hollywood legend Jack Cole. Some are lurid, one tries hard to
be risqué, all are well danced. But the best of them features Kelly and Mitzi
Gaynor. She’s a lovelorn café proprietor; he’s a biker (like Brando’s Johnny) with
a black leather jacket and a gang of henchmen. Things quickly get steamy:
definitely worth the price of admission.